Bad Translator Comic

Today I(for reasons unknown) felt like drawing a comic. But as I've mentioned before, my inspiration gauge has been running low. I had no idea what to draw.

Thankfully, I am a well-traveled explorer of the Interwebz, and I've come across some friends that can help me. The one I got assistance from today was Ackuna's Bad Translator.

In the Bad Translator, you write a sentence or a word and the Bad Translator translates it from English to other languages and back to English again several times using other translators that are already pretty bad(like Bing). The results, I must say, are quite something.

So I decided to write a bunch of nonsense into the translator, watch it get translated into even more nonsensical nonsense and then make a comment out of that. I started off with this:

"The lovely lady named Cookie liked Abraham Lincoln so much that she wanted to clone his DNA and make a rat monster with it. But her pet baby darling bunny rabbit told her not to, so she didn't. What happens then? A stingray, double-sided potatopoop!"

Yeah...I kind of lost patience there at the end and just added some random words.

Now let's see what happens when you make a comic out of some sentences that were already weird from the beginning that then have been translated back and forth in 35 languages using the Bing translator engine.

35 translations later, Bad Translator gave me this:

"School girl, a beautiful young, Abraham. Lincoln is a small mouse in DNA replication. Pumpkin. What's going on, please? Sting Ray Botatobob."

Um...thanks, Bad Translator. Now let's get to MS Paintin'!

 Done. Click to zoom in.










 So, it all begins with a beautiful, young Abraham Lincoln schoolgirl. She/he/it is holding a magical staff because that's what schoolgirls do: they hold magical staffs and fly around to defeat evil. His/her/its hat also turned into a kawaii-desu cuddly furry hatbeast with widdle angel wings and a tail. All schoolgirls need magical companions. Duh.

Then DNA happened! And poor Abe turned into a rat, which he/she/it is not to happy about. Then a pumpkin appears, befuddling the poor Aberat even further. Suddenly, a stingray and a...forget it. This is the weirdest comic ever.

Join me next time when I team up with my good friend Cleverbot to make another weird comic! Yay! :DDDDDDDD 

Love,
Sparkledragon