I made a parody fantroll...Yay?

So I wanted to make a parody of all the awful Mary Sue/goth/weeaboo/overpowered fantrolls that exist. Here she is.
WARNING: This fantroll looks extremely disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.





Here she is, the one and only Gothixy Rainybowzyay. Click the picture to make it larger...if you dare.


I made a mock profile down below. Read it and weep.
(I added some "kawaiis" and stuff in there to make it seem more weeaboo.)


Name: Gothixy Rainybowzyay-desuuuuuu
Species: Magical Troll
Gender: Female ofc! Desu Kawaii desu~~
Age: 16 years
Derse or Prospit?: Both!!! \ ^o^ /
Weapon: Scythe(because for some reason almost all the fantrolls have scythes), whip, katana-desu, ninja stars
Title: Kawaiichan of Gofficdesu
Land: Land of Kawaii and Hearts
Blood color: RAINBOW BLOOD!!! ^u^ (so she has all the powers of all the blood types)
Symbol: A red desu pentagram desu because Gothixy is soooo gothic lol
Lusus: A kawaii lolicon magical flying bunnykawaiidesu!
Horns: Her horns r magyckl n curly! Uguu~~~~~~~~~~~~
Trolltag: xXMagicalKawaiiDesuGrlXx
Quirk: ^o^ sHe tYpEs lIkE tHiS uguuu~~~~~kawaiidesukawaii
Matesprit: Sollux, Karkat, Dave and Gamzee.
Kismesis: Nobody because EVERYBODY LOVES HER. DESU.
Moirail: Nepeta, Rose, Feferi and Kanaya
Auspistice: PASTA POWER


...*barfs*

Bad Translator Comic

Today I(for reasons unknown) felt like drawing a comic. But as I've mentioned before, my inspiration gauge has been running low. I had no idea what to draw.

Thankfully, I am a well-traveled explorer of the Interwebz, and I've come across some friends that can help me. The one I got assistance from today was Ackuna's Bad Translator.

In the Bad Translator, you write a sentence or a word and the Bad Translator translates it from English to other languages and back to English again several times using other translators that are already pretty bad(like Bing). The results, I must say, are quite something.

So I decided to write a bunch of nonsense into the translator, watch it get translated into even more nonsensical nonsense and then make a comment out of that. I started off with this:

"The lovely lady named Cookie liked Abraham Lincoln so much that she wanted to clone his DNA and make a rat monster with it. But her pet baby darling bunny rabbit told her not to, so she didn't. What happens then? A stingray, double-sided potatopoop!"

Yeah...I kind of lost patience there at the end and just added some random words.

Now let's see what happens when you make a comic out of some sentences that were already weird from the beginning that then have been translated back and forth in 35 languages using the Bing translator engine.

35 translations later, Bad Translator gave me this:

"School girl, a beautiful young, Abraham. Lincoln is a small mouse in DNA replication. Pumpkin. What's going on, please? Sting Ray Botatobob."

Um...thanks, Bad Translator. Now let's get to MS Paintin'!

 Done. Click to zoom in.










 So, it all begins with a beautiful, young Abraham Lincoln schoolgirl. She/he/it is holding a magical staff because that's what schoolgirls do: they hold magical staffs and fly around to defeat evil. His/her/its hat also turned into a kawaii-desu cuddly furry hatbeast with widdle angel wings and a tail. All schoolgirls need magical companions. Duh.

Then DNA happened! And poor Abe turned into a rat, which he/she/it is not to happy about. Then a pumpkin appears, befuddling the poor Aberat even further. Suddenly, a stingray and a...forget it. This is the weirdest comic ever.

Join me next time when I team up with my good friend Cleverbot to make another weird comic! Yay! :DDDDDDDD 

Love,
Sparkledragon 

bazooper

I made a funny! :DDD

...Well, to any sane person, that isn't funny. Or shouldn't be. Whatever.
Or maybe you're one of those rare people who understand this, have seen it before and know what the heck this "comic" is about.

But you're probably not one of those people, so I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

On the Internet, without you knowing it, there has existed a cornucopia of "bazooper" comics. They're like Dolan and Big Bang Theory's mutated lovechild, and IMO they're pretty fucking hilarious.

Don't ask me why, I have no idea. Bazooper comics are seemingly funnier on a much higher and much more complicated level, making us lowly peasantbrains to laugh at it without knowing why.

Bazooper can't be explained in words. All I can say is that you should image search it. You'll either love Bazooper comics or you'll hate them, for in the game of Bazooper, there are no middle grounds.


Love,
Sparkledragon

I'm sorry...

I wish I could post more. Sadly, I've had a case of blogger's block lately, so I can't think of anything to blog about.

But I drew you a magical unicorn to make you feel better.

See? Isn't that cute? ☺

DAYUM GURL YOU'RE ON A GRIFFIN

...Yes, Amarie's riding her griffin lusus.

This one was just made for teh lulzez because I was bored. Enjoy :D

(Also, this blog isn't going to become a "fantroll blog" or anything, I just wanted to post another Amarie Siklon pic :P)

Love,
Sparkledragon

I made a fantroll :D

I'm still getting used to Paint, and what better way to practice drawing in it than making a fantroll? ☺
In case you don't know what the heck I'm talking about, it seems like you haven't heard of Homestuck. To make a long story short, Homestuck is a webcomic in which there are "trolls", aka a race of horned, gray-skinned humanoids with oddly-colored blood. You can find Homestuck here. It takes a while until the trolls come in, but it's funny even before that happens :D Try it out!

Okay, back to my fantroll. I'm drawing with my mouse here, not some fancy-pantsy drawing pad, which explains why Amarie isn't the most detailed/beautiful troll in the world. I suck at drawing IRL, and I suck at drawing on the computer even more.
Also, Amarie's hairstyle like mine, but larger. Her personality is a bit like mine as well...
Also also, if you're thinking "HEY SPARRKLDARGON TTLY RIPED OFF MY FANTROL!!!111" right now, I'll have you know that I just made this character right off the top of my mind. There might be some features that she has that matches your fantroll's, but that is pure coincidence. I actually didn't even look at other trolls(not fantrolls or canon) for character inspiration.

Well, that's that then. Tell me if you like/dislike Amarie in the comments. If you don't like her, don't just leave a comment that says "amarie sux lawl kthxbai", tell me why she sucks. I always appreciate a little constructive criticism =^_^=

Love,
Sparkledragon

PS. Amarie's Trollian handle is adventurousGryphon, and thhiss iss amarie'ss typing quirk :) jusst in casse you were wondering...
(aka her quirk is writing h's and s's twice, and also always typing in lower case. Otherwise the grammar is fine.)

PPS. Don't use Amarie Siklon anywhere without my permission. She is mine!!! >:O rawr
But if you want to write a fanfic or something and you want to use her, tell me and I'll say yes...probably ;) But you need to give me credit for Amarie.

Quest Of The Lowbloods

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This.
Just this.
Oh my gog.

What to do when you feel down :(

You may think that such a rainbowy sparkly being like me never gets down in the blues, but that's something that happens to everyone. And when it does, it feels like nothing will get better ever again. But I have a special little list of things to do when you feel depressed, and I'm going to share it with you. Maybe it can help you too :)

1. Listen to music

Yes, it sounds cliché. I know. I used to get annoyed by this suggestion before. I thought that music was just sounds, and that it couldn't understand or comfort you. Then I heard a beautiful song: "Teen Idle" by Marina and the Diamonds. This is also very cliché, but it felt like the song was made for me. So yes, music can understand you. Try new styles, new genres, new bands and you may find your song. It will help you, I promise. And if it doesn't, keep looking! There are millions of tunes waiting for you...
Here is a link to "Teen Idle". I still listen to it every time I feel down. (It's the Homestuck version btw. What can I say? I love Homestuck ^_^)


2. Play a game

Wallowing in your depression doesn't make it go away. You need to take your mind off of it, pronto! And what better way to do that than play games for several hours?
Minecraft is my favorite way of calming down. I like to play it in Creative Mode so I can build awesome castles instead of laying in bed and crying all day(although doing that can feel good too at times). But there are millions of other games out there that you can play instead. But try to stay away from the frustrating rage-inducing ones, they won't help.


3. Look at something that will make you smile

Like videos of cute little kittens. At first you'll think "Ugh, this is dumb, stupid little kittens are stupid bleh bleh", but then the cute little kitten starts singing or meowing adorably or does a triple backflip or something, and then you start smiling. Against your will, but still. Smiling is good. So even if you feel stupid sitting there smiling at kittens when you want to wallow in misery instead, keep watching. It will get better the smilier you become.(Smilier? That's not a word, is it? It should be...)

Try this kitten video. Or why not these?


Sadly, these are all the "anti-depression" things I can think of right now. I'll add more if I find more. Hope this helped a little :)

Love,
Sparkledragon

The Bunchie

Hello! Sparkledragon here. This is my first post ever! Yay! =^o^= Let's see if it will be worthy of its "first post" title...

Okay, I've had a nice, long think and now I know what to write about. It's about a creature of such uttermost magnificence, so brilliant and glorious that they have been called "Final Bosses of the Internet"...

I present to thee...

Hello, I am a nice little bunchie.

The Bunchie.

The bunchie is a strange and beautiful creature. It's like a phallic llama-slug coated in the finest green slime there is. But enough about that: let's talk about its behavior.

Bunchies are peaceful, dim-witted creatures. They enjoy jumping, bouncing and leaping across the Interwebs, smiling creepily at people passing by. Once they start jumping, they will do so for several days unless interrupted.
Bunchies eat many of the foods available in the Interwebs, such as potatoes, muffins, cookies and sporks. They are pacifists and would never harm a fellow being.

The Rainbow Bunchie, however...

I WILL CONSUME YOU

The rainbow bunchie is a subspecies of bunchie. It is extremely dangerous, evil and corrupted, and should be avoided at all costs. If you ever are so unlucky as to encounter one of these demonic abominations, run. But never turn your back on it. If you do, it w̜̳̟͍̳̭i̶̘͙l̢l̴̠͕̪̲̰͍͈ ̵̺i̸m̡͉͓̳̰̗ͅm͖̱͘e̷d̨͈̱̱i̝̥̕ͅa̧̱̰t̮̜̟͇̩̮e̜̗͓l̹̞̲͠y̴ ̛̙̳̺͇̺r̜̹̝ṷ̀n̘̖͇̭ͅ ̣aņ̝̝̤͖͈̤d̻̮͎̖̻̭ͅ a͎̝͓t͙̫͇̼̳ṱ̬̰͉a̤͝c̠͢ͅk͔̙͙̲̱̜͖ ̜y̺̥̟̙̲̫̥o͍̟͜ụ̴̠̙͙͈,̢̘̗̘̤̬̙̬ ̱̩̺̥t̵̷̻̮͎̼̼̩͚h̢̬̬̲̰̯̼̩͜ḛ͉́͡n̢̨̹̲͍͈ ̭̯i̭̳̪͈͞t̸̨̹̝̥ ̷̺̹̪̬̟͖͓̘́w҉̛҉͕̮̺̥̪͚̟̫̻ì̠̘̱̜͔͓̼̻ḽ̷̻̥̬̝̖l̼̝̠̣͓͢ ̻͉̠̰̦́r̸͖͉͘͟i̻̘̹͔̹̕͠ͅp̻̭̖̖̕͜ ̪͉̻̘̯͘y̵̴͇̼̱o̸̷̗͡u҉̺̝̮̭̘̹͓̹͟r̴̲͕̘͞ ̸̟̰̹͙̩̥͘f̘̦͖͈̪ĺ̶̦̰̤̝̟͈̗͙e̢̦͈̭̥̘̕s̸̱̗̰͘h̫̥͍̩͚̣̖͎ ̛̰̭̰͜͜a͏̥͇̥͇p҉̝̭͙̤̹a̦̟͞r̷̛͓̩̭̣̯̘͢t͙̣̀ ̡̢͉̰͟a̩̫̫̞̯͖̲ͅn̵̖͇̪͚̩̩͖̕d̡̮̜̘̱̼͎͙͘͝ͅ E̸̹̦̘̩̗̳͍̭̠̝͎̯͡A̢̯̩̦͙̟̺͓̣̪̬̟͉̦͉̗T̸͙̺̖͍̥̺̟̰̞̮ ̷̶̸̦̙̮͖͉Y̷̻̪̹͖͖̫̩͕̲͘O̵͔͓͚͓̲̕U̵̳͕̩͚̣͇̰͓̖̦̣̜͉̳̬͜͝͝͞ͅR̡̢̧̛͕͍̲͓͎͔̥͎̗͉͉̮̪̩͍͇͚̙̺ ҉̱͖͎͇̩̘̦̜̦̝̯Ş͚̮̟̥̦͎̩́͠͝͠O̶̡̱̖͈͔̩̥͢Ư̡͓̘̰̭̗͖ͅL̶̙̭̮̯͜




 Ahem. Yes.
So what do you think? Was it a good post? Do you have any ideas about what I should post about next? Tell me in the comments and you will receive infinite(albeit invisible) cookies!

Love,
Sparkledragon