The Bunchie

Hello! Sparkledragon here. This is my first post ever! Yay! =^o^= Let's see if it will be worthy of its "first post" title...

Okay, I've had a nice, long think and now I know what to write about. It's about a creature of such uttermost magnificence, so brilliant and glorious that they have been called "Final Bosses of the Internet"...

I present to thee...

Hello, I am a nice little bunchie.

The Bunchie.

The bunchie is a strange and beautiful creature. It's like a phallic llama-slug coated in the finest green slime there is. But enough about that: let's talk about its behavior.

Bunchies are peaceful, dim-witted creatures. They enjoy jumping, bouncing and leaping across the Interwebs, smiling creepily at people passing by. Once they start jumping, they will do so for several days unless interrupted.
Bunchies eat many of the foods available in the Interwebs, such as potatoes, muffins, cookies and sporks. They are pacifists and would never harm a fellow being.

The Rainbow Bunchie, however...

I WILL CONSUME YOU

The rainbow bunchie is a subspecies of bunchie. It is extremely dangerous, evil and corrupted, and should be avoided at all costs. If you ever are so unlucky as to encounter one of these demonic abominations, run. But never turn your back on it. If you do, it w̜̳̟͍̳̭i̶̘͙l̢l̴̠͕̪̲̰͍͈ ̵̺i̸m̡͉͓̳̰̗ͅm͖̱͘e̷d̨͈̱̱i̝̥̕ͅa̧̱̰t̮̜̟͇̩̮e̜̗͓l̹̞̲͠y̴ ̛̙̳̺͇̺r̜̹̝ṷ̀n̘̖͇̭ͅ ̣aņ̝̝̤͖͈̤d̻̮͎̖̻̭ͅ a͎̝͓t͙̫͇̼̳ṱ̬̰͉a̤͝c̠͢ͅk͔̙͙̲̱̜͖ ̜y̺̥̟̙̲̫̥o͍̟͜ụ̴̠̙͙͈,̢̘̗̘̤̬̙̬ ̱̩̺̥t̵̷̻̮͎̼̼̩͚h̢̬̬̲̰̯̼̩͜ḛ͉́͡n̢̨̹̲͍͈ ̭̯i̭̳̪͈͞t̸̨̹̝̥ ̷̺̹̪̬̟͖͓̘́w҉̛҉͕̮̺̥̪͚̟̫̻ì̠̘̱̜͔͓̼̻ḽ̷̻̥̬̝̖l̼̝̠̣͓͢ ̻͉̠̰̦́r̸͖͉͘͟i̻̘̹͔̹̕͠ͅp̻̭̖̖̕͜ ̪͉̻̘̯͘y̵̴͇̼̱o̸̷̗͡u҉̺̝̮̭̘̹͓̹͟r̴̲͕̘͞ ̸̟̰̹͙̩̥͘f̘̦͖͈̪ĺ̶̦̰̤̝̟͈̗͙e̢̦͈̭̥̘̕s̸̱̗̰͘h̫̥͍̩͚̣̖͎ ̛̰̭̰͜͜a͏̥͇̥͇p҉̝̭͙̤̹a̦̟͞r̷̛͓̩̭̣̯̘͢t͙̣̀ ̡̢͉̰͟a̩̫̫̞̯͖̲ͅn̵̖͇̪͚̩̩͖̕d̡̮̜̘̱̼͎͙͘͝ͅ E̸̹̦̘̩̗̳͍̭̠̝͎̯͡A̢̯̩̦͙̟̺͓̣̪̬̟͉̦͉̗T̸͙̺̖͍̥̺̟̰̞̮ ̷̶̸̦̙̮͖͉Y̷̻̪̹͖͖̫̩͕̲͘O̵͔͓͚͓̲̕U̵̳͕̩͚̣͇̰͓̖̦̣̜͉̳̬͜͝͝͞ͅR̡̢̧̛͕͍̲͓͎͔̥͎̗͉͉̮̪̩͍͇͚̙̺ ҉̱͖͎͇̩̘̦̜̦̝̯Ş͚̮̟̥̦͎̩́͠͝͠O̶̡̱̖͈͔̩̥͢Ư̡͓̘̰̭̗͖ͅL̶̙̭̮̯͜




 Ahem. Yes.
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Love,
Sparkledragon